>>> YOU ARE VIEWING A 200 LINE SAMPLE OF EBOOK# E07123 <<< TITLE: AN AMIABLE CHARLATAN AUTHOR: E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM EBOOK: E07123 (O'Briens Book Cellar) LANGUAGE: ENGLISH AN AMIABLE CHARLATAN BY E. PHILLIPS OPPENHEIM (AUTHOR OF "MR. GREX OF MONTE CARLO," "THE DOUBLE TRAITOR", ETC.) WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY WILL GREF [Illustration: "No one can be more glad than Mrs. Delaporte and myself that this little affair has been concluded so amicably."] CONTENTS CHAPTER I THE MAN AT STEPHANO'S II THE COUP IN THE GAMBLING DEN III CULLEN GIVES ADVICE IV THE WOOING OF EVE V MR. SAMUELSON VI THE PARTY AT THE MILAN VII "ONE OF US" VIII AT THE ALHAMBRA IX THE EXPOSURE X A BROKEN PARTNERSHIP XI MR. BUNDERCOMBE'S WINK XII THE EMANCIPATION OF LOUIS XIII "THE SHORN LAMB" XIV MR. BUNDERCOMBE'S LOVE AFFAIR XV LORD PORTHONING'S LESSON LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS "No one can be more glad than Mrs. Delaporte and myself that this little affair has been concluded so amicably" "Ladies and gentlemen, if you please! Nothing has happened" "I haven't interrupted anything, have I--any little celebration, or anything of that sort?" "Eve was one of the first to congratulate me" AN AMIABLE CHARLATAN CHAPTER I--THE MAN AT STEPHANO's The thing happened so suddenly that I really had very little time to make up my mind what course to adopt under somewhat singular circumstances. I was seated at my favorite table against the wall on the right-hand side in Stephano's restaurant, with a newspaper propped up before me, a glass of hock by my side, and a portion of the _plat du jour_, which happened to be chicken _en casserole_, on the plate in front of me. I was, in fact, halfway through dinner when, without a word of warning, a man who seemed to enter with a lightfooted speed that, considering his size, was almost incredible, drew a chair toward him and took the vacant place at my table. My glass of wine and my plate were moved with smooth and marvelous haste to his vicinity. Under cover of the tablecloth a packet--I could not tell what it contained--was thrust into my hand. "Sir," he said, raising my glass of wine to his lips, "I am forced to take somewhat of a liberty. You can render me the service of a lifetime! Kindly accept the situation." I stared at him for a moment quite blankly. Then I recognized him; and, transferring at once the packet to my trousers pocket, I drew another glass toward me and poured out the remainder of my half-bottle of hock. So much, at any rate, I felt I had saved! "I shall offer you presently," my self-invited guest continued, with his mouth full of my chicken, "the fullest explanation. I shall also ask you to do me the honor of dining with me. I think I am right in saying that we are not altogether strangers?" "I know you very well by sight," I told him. "I have seen you here several times before with a young lady." "Exactly," he agreed. "My daughter, sir." "Then for the sake of your daughter," I said, with an enthusiasm that was not in the least assumed, "I can assure you that, whether as host or guest, you are very welcome to sit at my table. As for this packet--" "Keep it for a few moments, my young friend," the newcomer interrupted, "just while I recover my breath, that is all. Have confidence in me. Things may happen here very shortly. Sit tight and you will never regret it. My name, so far as you are concerned, is Joseph H. Parker. Tell me, you are facing the door, some one has just entered. Who is it?" "A stranger," I replied; "a stranger to this place, I am sure. He is tall and dark; he is a little lantern-jawed--a hatchet-shaped face, I should call it." "My man, right enough," Mr. Joseph H. Parker muttered. "Don't seem to notice him particularly," he added, "but tell me what he is doing." "He seems to have entered in a hurry," I announced, "and is now taking off his overcoat. He is wearing, I perceive, a bowler hat, a dinner jacket, the wrong-shaped collar; and he appears to have forgotten to change his boots." "That's Cullen, all right," Mr. Joseph H. Parker groaned. "You're a person of observation, sir. Well, I've been in tighter corners than this--thanks to you!" "Who is Mr. Cullen and what does he want?" I asked. "Mr. Cullen," my guest declared, sampling the fresh bottle of wine which had just been brought to him, "is one of those misguided individuals whose lack of faith in his fellows will bring him some time or other to a bad end. My young friend, sip that wine thoughtfully--don't hurry over it--and tell me whether my choice is not better than yours?" "Possibly," I remarked, with a glance at the yellow seal, "your pocket is longer. By the by, your friend is coming toward us." "It is not a question of pocket," Mr. Parker continued, disregarding my remark, "it is a question of taste and judgment; discrimination is perhaps the word I should use. Now in my younger days--Eh? What's that?" The person named Cullen had paused at my table. His hand was resting gently upon the shoulder of my self-invited guest. Mr. Parker looked up and appeared to recognize him with much surprise. "You, my dear fellow!" he exclaimed. "Say, I'm delighted to see you--I am sure! But would you mind--just a little lower with your fingers! Too professional a touch altogether!" Mr. Cullen smiled, and from that moment I took a dislike to him--a dislike that did much toward determining the point of view from which I was inclined to consider various succeeding incidents. He was by no means a person of prepossessing appearance. His cheeks were colorless save for a sort of yellowish tinge. His mouth reminded me of the mouth of a horse; his teeth were irregular and poor. Yet there was about the man a certain sense of power. His eyes were clear and bright. His manner was imbued with the reserve strength of a man who knows his own mind and does not fear to speak it. "I am sorry to interrupt you at your dinner, Mr. Parker," he said, his eyes traveling all over the table as though taking in its appointments and condition. "Of no consequence at all," Mr. Parker assured him; "in fact I have nearly finished. If you are thinking of dining here let me recommend this chicken _en casserole_. I have tasted nothing so good for days!" Mr. Cullen thanked him mechanically. His mind, however, was obviously filled with other things. He was puzzled. "You must have a double about this evening, I fancy," he remarked. "I could have sworn I saw you coming out of a certain little house in Adam Street not a couple of minutes ago. You know the little house I mean?" Mr. Parker smiled. "Seems as though that double were all right," he said. "I am halfway through my dinner, as you can see, and I'm a slow eater--especially in pleasant company. Shake hands with my friend--Mr. Paul Walmsley, Mr. Cullen." My surprise at hearing my own name correctly given was only equaled by the admiration I also felt for my companion's complete and absolute assurance. Mr. Cullen and I exchanged a perfunctory handshake, which left me without any change in my feelings toward him. "Another of my mistakes, I suppose," Mr. Cullen said quietly. "I am afraid on this occasion, however, that I must trouble you, Mr. Parker. An affair of a few moments only. I won't even suggest Bow Street--at present. If you could take a stroll with me--even into Luigi's office would do." Mr. Parker put down his knife and fork with a little gesture of irritation. His broad, good-natured face was for the moment clouded. "Say, Cullen," he remonstrated, "don't you think you're carrying this a bit too far, you know? There isn't a man I enjoy a half-hour's chat with more than you; but in the middle of dinner--dinner with a friend too--" "I try to do my duty," Mr. Cullen interrupted, "and I am afraid that I am <<< END OF SAMPLE... (THE FULL EBOOK HAS 354118 TOTAL CHARACTERS) >>>