>>> YOU ARE VIEWING A 200 LINE SAMPLE OF EBOOK# E02208 <<< TITLE: GARGANTUA AND PANTAGRUEL AUTHOR: FRANCOIS RABELAIS EBOOK: E02208 (O'Briens Book Cellar) MASTER FRANCIS RABELAIS FIVE BOOKS OF THE LIVES, HEROIC DEEDS AND SAYINGS OF GARGANTUA AND HIS SON PANTAGRUEL Translated into English by Sir Thomas Urquhart of Cromarty and Peter Antony Motteux The text of the first Two Books of Rabelais has been reprinted from the first edition (1653) of Urquhart's translation. Footnotes initialled 'M.' are drawn from the Maitland Club edition (1838); other footnotes are by the translator. Urquhart's translation of Book III. appeared posthumously in 1693, with a new edition of Books I. and II., under Motteux's editorship. Motteux's rendering of Books IV. and V. followed in 1708. Occasionally (as the footnotes indicate) passages omitted by Motteux have been restored from the 1738 copy edited by Ozell. CONTENTS. Introduction THE FIRST BOOK. J. De la Salle, to the Honoured, Noble Translator of Rabelais. Rablophila The Author's Prologue to the First Book Rabelais to the Reader Chapter 1.I.--Of the Genealogy and Antiquity of Gargantua Chapter 1.II.--The Antidoted Fanfreluches: or, a Galimatia of extravagant Conceits found in an ancient Monument Chapter 1.III.--How Gargantua was carried eleven months in his mother's belly Chapter 1.IV.--How Gargamelle, being great with Gargantua, did eat a huge deal of tripes Chapter 1.V.--The Discourse of the Drinkers Chapter 1.VI.--How Gargantua was born in a strange manner Chapter 1.VII.--After what manner Gargantua had his name given him, and how he tippled, bibbed, and curried the can Chapter 1.VIII.--How they apparelled Gargantua Chapter 1.IX.--The colours and liveries of Gargantua Chapter 1.X.--Of that which is signified by the colours white and blue Chapter 1.XI.--Of the youthful age of Gargantua Chapter 1.XII.--Of Gargantua's wooden horses Chapter 1.XIII.--How Gargantua's wonderful understanding became known to his father Grangousier, by the invention of a torchecul or wipebreech Chapter 1.XIV.--How Gargantua was taught Latin by a Sophister Chapter 1.XV.--How Gargantua was put under other schoolmasters Chapter 1.XVI.--How Gargantua was sent to Paris, and of the huge great mare that he rode on; how she destroyed the oxflies of the Beauce Chapter 1.XVII.--How Gargantua paid his welcome to the Parisians, and how he took away the great bells of Our Lady's Church Chapter 1.XVIII.--How Janotus de Bragmardo was sent to Gargantua to recover the great bells Chapter 1.XIX.--The oration of Master Janotus de Bragmardo for recovery of the bells Chapter 1.XX.--How the Sophister carried away his cloth, and how he had a suit in law against the other masters Chapter 1.XXI.--The study of Gargantua, according to the discipline of his schoolmasters the Sophisters Chapter 1.XXII.--The games of Gargantua Chapter 1.XXIII.--How Gargantua was instructed by Ponocrates, and in such sort disciplinated, that he lost not one hour of the day Chapter 1.XXIV.--How Gargantua spent his time in rainy weather Chapter 1.XXV.--How there was great strife and debate raised betwixt the cake-bakers of Lerne, and those of Gargantua's country, whereupon were waged great wars Chapter 1.XXVI.--How the inhabitants of Lerne, by the commandment of Picrochole their king, assaulted the shepherds of Gargantua unexpectedly and on a sudden Chapter 1.XXVII.--How a monk of Seville saved the close of the abbey from being ransacked by the enemy Chapter 1.XXVIII.--How Picrochole stormed and took by assault the rock Clermond, and of Grangousier's unwillingness and aversion from the undertaking of war Chapter 1.XXIX.--The tenour of the letter which Grangousier wrote to his son Gargantua Chapter 1.XXX.--How Ulric Gallet was sent unto Picrochole Chapter 1.XXXI.--The speech made by Gallet to Picrochole Chapter 1.XXXII.--How Grangousier, to buy peace, caused the cakes to be restored Chapter 1.XXXIII.--How some statesmen of Picrochole, by hairbrained counsel, put him in extreme danger Chapter 1.XXXIV.--How Gargantua left the city of Paris to succour his country, and how Gymnast encountered with the enemy Chapter 1.XXXV.--How Gymnast very souply and cunningly killed Captain Tripet and others of Picrochole's men Chapter 1.XXXVI.--How Gargantua demolished the castle at the ford of Vede, and how they passed the ford Chapter 1.XXXVII.--How Gargantua, in combing his head, made the great cannon-balls fall out of his hair Chapter 1.XXXVIII.--How Gargantua did eat up six pilgrims in a salad Chapter 1.XXXIX.--How the Monk was feasted by Gargantua, and of the jovial discourse they had at supper Chapter 1.XL.--Why monks are the outcasts of the world; and wherefore some have bigger noses than others Chapter 1.XLI.--How the Monk made Gargantua sleep, and of his hours and breviaries Chapter 1.XLII.--How the Monk encouraged his fellow-champions, and how he hanged upon a tree Chapter 1.XLIII.--How the scouts and fore-party of Picrochole were met with by Gargantua, and how the Monk slew Captain Drawforth, and then was taken prisoner by his enemies Chapter 1.XLIV.--How the Monk rid himself of his keepers, and how Picrochole's forlorn hope was defeated Chapter 1.XLV.--How the Monk carried along with him the Pilgrims, and of the good words that Grangousier gave them Chapter 1.XLVI.--How Grangousier did very kindly entertain Touchfaucet his prisoner Chapter 1.XLVII.--How Grangousier sent for his legions, and how Touchfaucet slew Rashcalf, and was afterwards executed by the command of Picrochole Chapter 1.XLVIII.--How Gargantua set upon Picrochole within the rock Clermond, and utterly defeated the army of the said Picrochole Chapter 1.XLIX.--How Picrochole in his flight fell into great misfortunes, and what Gargantua did after the battle Chapter 1.L.--Gargantua's speech to the vanquished Chapter 1.LI.--How the victorious Gargantuists were recompensed after the battle Chapter 1.LII.--How Gargantua caused to be built for the Monk the Abbey of Theleme Chapter 1.LIII.--How the abbey of the Thelemites was built and endowed Chapter 1.LIV.--The inscription set upon the great gate of Theleme Chapter 1.LV.--What manner of dwelling the Thelemites had Chapter 1.LVI.--How the men and women of the religious order of Theleme were apparelled Chapter 1.LVII.--How the Thelemites were governed, and of their manner of living Chapter 1.LVIII.--A prophetical Riddle THE SECOND BOOK. <<< END OF SAMPLE... 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